A "brain trainer" that "presents simple and fun challenges that can help you maintain a more positive state of mind resulting in reduced stress, boosted self-confidence, reduced exam anxiety, improved work performance, and even a better golf game!"
Just like all good pirates, you'll be swashbuckling, captaining, boarding ships to take them, swordfighting, sneaking about town undetected, and of course....dancing? Become the most piratiest pirate there is. Oh, and "ARRRRR," and stuff.